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‘Special’ is very subjective isn’t it?

Harry Redknapp has suggested Spurs will sign a special player in January, but not Tevez, so don’t get excited Spurs fans.

The comment does raise a question though, who is this ‘special’ player?

Will Harry Redknapp keep it close to the family, Lampard seems to be out of favour…? Though quite how he fits into a dynamic Spurs midfield I’m not sure.

How about a bit of Torres? He certainly has special hair, could Harry’s man management bring out the best in a player who hasn’t seen form for 2 and a half years?

Or how about Leandro Damiao? Playing at quasi Spurs feeder club Internacional in Brazil, the boy is certainly special.

Then again, Zamora was linked with Spurs in the Evening Standard yesterday and Titus Bramble is certainly ‘special’ in his own way…who knows, ‘special’ is subjective after all.

Who do you fancy Spurs fans?

Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United F.C.

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So, Manchester United are out of the Champions League, and in all likelihood Tottenham Hotspur
will not be joining them in the last 32 of Europe’s second tier competition, the much maligned
Europa League.

And it is difficult to arrive at any other conclusion other than, it bloody serves them both right.

Both United and Spurs paid the ultimate price for attempting to ‘sleepwalk’ through the group
stages of their respective competitions, massively underestimating- and one could argue outright
disrespecting- the opposition they had to face. That is certainly the case for United, and Sir Alex
Ferguson could justifiably be criticised for wildly overestimating the depth and quality of his squad to
get the job done.

It is impossible for a non-United fan not to gloat at their richly deserved failure, particularly given
the triumphant Cheshire cat smile on chief executive David Gill’s face upon hearing of the draw in
August 2011.

“I got a text from Sir Alex and he is happy, we have a new Romanian team, congratulations to them

and we look forward to going there. They are the new boys and we are happy to get that draw. We

are comfortable with the draw we’ve been given,” beamed Gill.

There is no doubt United were given the most favourable looking of Champions League draws, not
just for this year’s competition but in recent memory. I remember many decrying United being given
a ‘bye’ to the next round yet again, and merely just had to turn up to go through.

And that is exactly what they did. Just turned up. Expecting to breeze through what they saw as a
group of also-rans without breaking so much as a sweat. And that conviction/arrogance went all the
way from the chief executive down through the manager and to the United players.

Massively altered line ups, casually thrown away two-goal leads, a failure to beat anyone but the
hapless Otelul Galati, United’s campaign was an embarrassment from start to finish.

And it was surely fitting that United left the field in Switzerland humbled and humiliated by a team
that put everything they had into the six group games. All their collective effort and no little talent
into progressing to the next stage. And the story of FC Basel in the UEFA Champions League 2011/12
is a great victory for football in my eyes.

But despite their humiliation, there is no doubt that United wanted to progress out of Group C and
continue on to their “assumed right” of the competition’s latter stages. Tottenham however, and in
particular manager Harry Redknapp, could not seemingly decide whether they really wanted to be in
the Europa League at all. Was it worth the hassle, with them doing so well in the league and looking
good for a quick return to the top table next year? Couldn’t they just play a mix of youngsters and
squad players until the business end was in sight? Well, Spurs look to have got their answers to the
last two questions posed. And it is a euphoric No. And how satisfying that the talented Rubin Kazan
and PAOK Salonika sides that certainly do want to be in the competition have put them on the brink
of elimination.

Now, Spurs have been tremendous this season in the Premier League. I have enjoyed watching
them play as much as any team. The scintillating football of one of the best midfields in the league
has been something to behold. Luka Modric, Gareth Bale, Rafael Van Der Vaart and Aaron Lennon-
pace to burn, no little skill, finesse or goalscoring ability. And Emmanuel Adebayor has been a
revelation (as I expected someone of his quality would be in an already enviable side). They appear
to have a decent enough shot at the title, and their emergence at the top end as a consistent force
is only good for English football (not least with the likes of Defoe, Scott Parker, Lennon and Tom
Huddlestone in their ranks).

But in Europe this season, Tottenham has carried the look of a slightly too cool and self-important
club, that is only slumming it with the guttersnipes of the Europa League on a temporary basis.
That the competition is a bit beneath them and their standards, but they’ll just about put up with
it for now, and try and squeak through to the bit where there’s a (slightly) fancy final in sight. And
thankfully, their umming and ahhing and general half-heartedness in the competition has- almost
certainly- gotten the result it has merited. Elimination.

And they almost got away with it too, with that preposterous red card and penalty lifeline against
Salonika, who had played them, and the rusty William Gallas and Vedran Corluka in particular- off
the park with some brilliant passing football before half time. But Salonika held firm, and rode a bit
of luck of their own in the Second Half. But it was no more than what they deserved. They wanted it,
and wanted it badly.

Though football is oftentimes a cruel game and a sense of injustice hangs high in the air for some
time, sometimes it provides sweet justice that seems like it has to have been ordained by a higher
power. When I think of this, I immediately think of poor Barry Ferguson and the cowardly and
disrespectful rubbing and pushing of a distraught Laurent Koscielny’s head after Birmingham’s shock
late Carling Cup Final winner against Arsenal. Not too long after though, his own tears would be
dribbling to the turf, as the most boring Premier League team in history took their rightful place back
in the Championship following last day defeat at White Hart Lane and results going against them.
Add to that delightful comeuppance the abovementioned Spurs and United European campaign
of 2011/12. Arrogance, complacency and self-entitlement personified. Kudos again to the football
gods.

Yesterday we found out that Harry Redknapp was going to miss the Tottenham v Rubin Kazan match because of a “medical procedure”.

First thought I had was that this was a way of Harry getting out of a long trip to the back of beyond and because none of the Tottenham first team were being risked it was fine sending in Bond and Jordan to deal with the youngsters.

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But it seems my cynicism was misplaced.

Instead Harry Redknapp had stents which is a ‘minor’ heart procedure.

A blog from British Heart Foundation on the subject has said:

“…The procedure can help relieve the symptoms of angina. It’s also used as an emergency treatment for people who’ve had a heart attack or unstable angina.

Most people can go home the same day or the next day, unless you’ve had an emergency angioplasty when it’s likely you’ll need to stay in hospital for a day or two longer.Many will find that they’re back to normal after a few days, though you’ll be probably be advised to avoid activities, such as heavy lifting or driving for a week or so.

In the vast majority of cases, the blood flow through the artery is improved, and people will find that their symptoms have improved.” 

You can read the full British Heart Foundation blog on their website.

Best of lucky Harry and no matter who you support, sure everyone is wishing you a speedy recovery.

EPLSo the end to relegation from the Premiership is back on the agenda again.

According to the head of the League Managers Association the idea has sprung from the owners of foreign owned clubs. They don’t want to see their investment threatened by the small matter of actually having to win football games. 


As the supporter of a club outside the Elysian fields of the Premiership my immediate reaction was to start frothing at the mouth and ranting about how football is disappearing up its own, Sky tattooed, arse, but then a thought occurred to me. Would this really be such a bad idea?

Obviously, if you left this up to the Premiership clubs it’d be a right stitch up. Fortunately the FA have to ratify the plan. So if I were the sitting in their headquarters in Soho Square I’d tell the Premiership they can have their permanent top division, only here’s how we’re going to determine the membership. 

First, the clubs who are promoted this season from the Championship via the automatic spots and playoffs will be members. It’s only fair. That’s the basis on which everyone started this season. 

Second, and here’s the radical bit, the rest of the Premiership would be determined by a lucky dip of the other 89 football league clubs. Except MK Dons that is, because they’re not a real football club anyway. 

I’m sure the Premiership clubs won’t like this plan. Mostly because there’s a bloody great chance they wont be in the division anymore. But that’s no argument as to why the historical quirks of fate which have resulted in the Premiership’s current incumbents should be set in stone. 

Because if we’re going to have to swallow a stale diet of top level football, we might as well freshen the whole thing up before we do it. 
Real Madrid 3 -Depor 2, 29-8-09

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As we posted something about a ‘special player‘ joining Spurs a few days ago we thought we’d follow this story a bit closer than we normally would a transfer story.

Seems that the special player may not be Lassana Diarra though.

In an interview with Real Madrid favourites AS he says:

“Information about my departure is a lie, there is no agreement with Tottenham, nor do I think there will be.”

He also mentions that he has a contract until 2013 and that his coach is Jose (thanks for clearing that one up Lass). Interesting considering he hasn’t played much of a part in Real’s pre-season and has been left of the pre season tour of LA.

So Spurs fans, Diarra not on the horizon or another PR-ed interview from AS? What you reckon?

Not usually one for transfer gossip, but this seems interesting…

Mr Leon Mann, who was the chap who filmed the video for the BBC with Benni Assou Ekotto retweeted a ‘football advisor’ (whatever they do) who said:

So…Spurs fans, who is the special player? Adebayor? Diarra or someone Levy and Harry have had up their sleave for awhile…answers on a stamp.

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“Sure I saw him forearm the lad McCarthy. But what can I say I’ve always been a Manchester United fan so I was never going to send Rooney off.” So says Mark Clattenburg explaining his decision to turn a blind eye to a seemingly obvious red card offence.

Speaking later in the week Martin Atkinson explained his decision to send Nemanja Vidic off in the dying moments of the game: “Every time I have a game with him he’s always bitching and moaning about this or that decision. I’d been looking for a chance to send him off all game and teach him a lesson. He tugged the shirt, I thought, thank you very much and pulled out the red.”

Of course none of this happened. I made it all up. The referees in question said no such thing. Unfortunately, they abide by the rules of their employers and maintain a stoic silence as Alex Ferguson ignores the rules applying to him about questioning referees integrity. So much for the FA’s respect agenda.

The trouble is referees are an easy target for managers for the simple reason they can’t answer back. You can heap abuse and derision upon them, and if you’ve got a big enough reputation like the Govan gobshite Fergie then you’re probably not even worried about getting punished.

But what if referees could answer back? And what if referees could actually fire the opening salvos in a war of words with a manager?

Imagine if Howard Webb, ahead of Manchester derby, spoke about how Rio Ferdinand had harangued him in the tunnel after the last game. “I hope Rio doesn’t try tackling in the box. Any excuse to give a penalty and I’m pointing at the spot.”

If referees were allowed to mark the card of players and referees I think we’d find there’d be a sudden a new found respect for the match officials. I’m guessing managers would find themselves having a new found sympathy for that difficult offside decision. All for fear of antagonising the same referee at any future fixture. The FA could even start choosing referees on the basis of promoting their respect agenda. Courteous behaviour could be rewarded with a sympathetic referee.

And unapologetic recalcitrant’s like Ferguson? Well they could find themselves with Martin Atkinson every week.

 

The short answer is: a hell of a lot. Now for the long answer…

As you will have undoubtedly seen in the papers, West Ham and Spurs are in the middle of a bitter battle for the small patch of east London where the Olympics will be held next year.

The decision looks like an easy one. West Ham United Football Club is likely to be relegated this year. Regardless of this, the club cannot sell out Upton Park. Even for the biggest games of the year.

On the other hand, Spurs regularly sells out White Hart Lane despite it being one of the hardest grounds to get to. The club is in the Champions League, has always attracted big sponsors and has a season ticket waiting list of over 34,000.

In addition, Haringey council has hardly made it an easy decision for Spurs to stay in Tottenham. Whereas Arsenal received public money to help with transport to the Emirates, Spurs have been told to cough up £3million on top of a raft of other community projects.

So why wouldn’t the club want to move three stops from the City and a couple from Canary Wharf? It could probably charge more for hospitality than any other UK club if it secured the location (and a consistent run in the Champions League lest we forget – it’s not a certainty).

In comparison, West Ham’s promise to keep the running track for athletics and to let kids use it in the summer for community events looks a bit flimsy and whimsical. Yes, Spurs would knock the stadium built with public money down, but do the powers that be want a white elephant in east London?

The same noises were made when the Millennium Dome was built. Indeed, the venue was empty for years until AEG came along. That’s the same AEG that has partnered with Spurs and will put on massive gigs and other events in the summer.

So, from a cold-hearted Spurs business viewpoint, it looks like the decision is made. It would be cheaper for Spurs to move there, it will be easier for Spurs fans to get to (and fill the stadium) and it would be easier for Spurs to attract better rates for corporate hospitality.

But all of these things are irrelevant to lots of Spurs fans. Because the postcode for the new stadium starts with E and not N. Despite the Stratford site being only just over seven miles from Paxton Road, it may as well be the moon for many. (Incidentally, Upton Park is well under two miles away.)

Football should be about more than business. I know Tottenham Hotspur and many other clubs are publicly listed companies now, but sod the shareholders, it is fans that matter most.

We have rivalries in football because of location. And football grew into the most popular game in the world out of these rivalries.

It would make commercial sense for Tottenham and Arsenal to say: “Let’s forget about the last 100-odd years. Come on, let’s form North London United.”

But that doesn’t make it right. Putting fans first = putting football first.

(Plus, Chas & Dave think it is wrong, so that is end of argument.)

 

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I remember trying to see Ian Dury & the Blockheads play. He was badly ill at the time and it was rumoured to be his last gig.

I didn’t have a ticket but I aimed to buy one off a tout. Unfortunately, with morbid gawkers like myself thronging round the venue, prices were in excess of £50. Money which I considered better spent in the pub. I abandoned my plans for the gig.

The fact Dury clung on for another couple of years playing numerous other ‘farewell’ gigs only served to confirm the wisdom of my choice.

David Beckham seems to be on a similar farewell tour. Albeit one not prompted by impending death – however, much some rather uncharitable souls may wish it. So far the circus has pitched its tent at Madrid, Milan, Los Angeles and now, seemingly, at Tottenham.

The idea is that this is Beckham’s last chance to play in the Premiership. Our final opportunity to say goodbye to the most celebrated English footballer of the last 20 years. But is it?

Without pace or the legs to do 90 minutes of top level football he has become an irrelevance to the rhythms of the wider game. However, his advancing years haven’t diminished his ability to deliver an unerringly accurate cross, corner or free kick. As long as his dedication to training remains that skill is likely to remain.

Beckham has talked of playing on to 40, perhaps he’s being modest, because I don’t see any reason why he could creak on to at least 45. In recent times Teddy Sheringham was still playing at 41, and the lower leagues legend Tony Ford at 42. Hell, Sir Stanley Matthews won the triple playing in the Maltese League at the preposterous age of 55.

Beckham is now showbusiness and there’s no reason why chairman and managers at clubs around the world wouldn’t welcome him with open arms for years to come. He’d put a few thousand on the gate, shift a few shirts and small kids love him. He might even weigh in with an assist.

Too far fetched? Consider Romario who, long past his sell by date, went on a global tour in pursuit of his 1000th career goal.

But then comes the next ridiculous thought. Without a landmark like that for Beckham to aim at, does there ever actually need to be a goodbye? Perhaps Beckham is less Ian Dury and more Bob Dylan whose ‘never ending tour’ began in 1988 and has been rolling ever since.

I no longer consider it beyond the realms of possibility.