Posts Tagged ‘Mario Balotelli’

With Euro 2012 starting in just over a week, Panorama’s timely expose on racism in football in Poland and Ukraine will have done much to dissuade England fans thinking about making a last minute trip. That is unless they also happen to be white supremacist skin heads.

English: Michel Platini and Bronisław Komorowski.

Polish President takes a leaf out of Blatter’s book and apologises to Platini for racism row with a handshake. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

UEFA talks a good game regarding “zero tolerance” but in reality despite the high-minded rhetoric their weak history of paltry fines and sanctions have failed to change the deep rooted cultural values in some of Europe’s less “enlightened” countries. And when UEFA chief Michel Platini today warns that any player leaving the pitch because of racist abuse will be booked, you have to wonder where their priority lies.

Reporter Chris Rogers hardly needed to go to Donald Macintyre levels of undercover reporting to expose blatant racism at the stadia – it was unavoidable at every ground he attended.

In Lodz, the 3rd largest city in Poland, RTS Widzew Ultras have such a propensity for violence that at derby games away fans were banned. This didn’t stop the violence kicking off as home supporters just started attacking the police instead.

Once inside the ground they insult their supposedly Jewish founded opposition with anti-semitic chanting and huge banners proclaiming “Death To The Jewish Whore”.

It’s not hard to see why such deplorable views might be popular, when there are huge murals in the town declaring the Jews should go to the gas chamber. And the authorities don’t seem to be in any hurry to cover them up.

But it’s not just opposition fans who are racially abused. Widzew fans are so moronic they even insult their own players. Rogers interviewed two black Widzew players (who really need to sack their agents) Ugo Ukah and Prince Okachi, who confirmed that they are repeatedly subjected to monkey chants during games:

“I just try to ignore it as so many people do it.”

Rogers sees similar anti-Semitic chanting and white power symbolism occurring in the Krakow stadium where rival supporters are separated by Plexiglas. Instead of attacking each other they lash out at stewards and police. At times it’s easy to forget its 2012 and not 1972.

And if you thought Poland was bad, in Ukraine things appear to be even worse. In Kiev a whole section of supporters is filmed barracking a couple of black players with monkey chants, with the kids in the crowd joining in.

At the Metalist Stadium in Karkiv, vast swathes of fans – including a good few women – shout “Zeig Heil” in unison whilst performing a Nazi salute. Rogers puts his concerns to the local police commissioner who flatly denies any charges of racism:

“It’s not a Nazi salute. They were just pointing in the direction of opposition fans.”

The only thing this laughable denial tells you, is there is absolutely no appetite from the powers that be to stop this sort of behaviour.

The most shocking scenes though occur back at the Metalist stadium. Rogers manages to get into the hardcore section of fans and bang on cue a fight erupts just behind him. The camera spots a group of Ultras making a beeline for some Asian supporters who they then proceed to stamp on and punch repeatedly in the face. This all happens in front of police and stewards who stand idly by.

Rogers catches up with the victims of this attack as their injuries are tended to. It turns out they are students studying in the Ukraine who thought they would be safe in the family end, especially as they were supporting the home team.

The fall-out from the programme has seen Sol Campbell’s asset that visiting England fans “will come back in a coffin”, and Mario Balotelli added his own pearls of wisdom to the debate:

“If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail because I will kill them”

Watching the behaviour of fans in these countries, it would be easy to start viewing racism as an issue confined to countries which are politically and socially behind supposedly more developed countries such as the UK. However, even in countries such as Italy and Spain the spectre of racism is rife and the continuing empty gestures by UEFA will do little to change the status quo.

You can watch it here for the foreseeable future.

1) “England are one of five or six teams with a realistic chance”

Ever since I was old enough to comprehend a football commentary, I’ve heard this mantra intoned with a confidence normally reserved for a fundamental law of physics. So immutable is this law, that even when England failed to qualify for Euro 2008 we technically still remained “one of a handful of teams that could win it”. The fact that England have rarely troubled the latter rounds of this tournament remains an inconvenient detail which is best ignored.

2) “I don’t know much about this team.”

Little Englander attitudes have generally disappeared over the years. Globalisation has exposed us to a myriad of different cultures and broadened our horizons. However, there remains one last bastion of narrow sighted nationalism, where international ignorance is casually accepted with diffidence: football punditry.

Qualification may have finished 9 months ago, providing ample time for leisurely research, however, unfortunately our pundits will have been too busy working on their golf games than swotting up.

Players with long established careers in major European leagues like Serie A or the Bundesliga (even our boys are now aware of La Liga) will be labelled as “surprise packages” for simply having failed to make it onto Mark Lawrenson’s football radar.

And expect to hear complete ignorance of the current tactics and style of any team disguised with such blandishments as: “They always make it through” or “It wouldn’t be a tournament without them.”

3) “I just wish Italy would attack”

Usually heard on ITV, commentators and pundits bemoan that Italy, with all their talent, are never allowed off the leash. Usually followed by; “oh the Italians – so cynical and dogged in defence”. They seem to forget the 2006 semi-final, where Italy went toe to toe with Germany, and with the game stretched decided to bring on another forward rather than to shore up the midfield. Or what about the 2000 Euro final where Italy dominated the match, only to lose on a Golden Goal. It’s also worth noting that for a team supposedly obsessed by ‘catenaccio’ the Italians averaged the 3rd highest total of passes in qualifying, and usually play with 3 forwards with one of whom is Mario Balotelli. It’s not 1982, get with the script.

4)  That Denmark came off the beaches in 1992 to win the Euros

If you mention Denmark most pundits and commentators cannot avoid mentioning the beaches. You’d think the Danes victory looked like the Normandy landings, with Peter Schmeichel leading the Laudrups and trusty corporal John Jensen to battle. In reality, it was more Club 18-30, than June 1944.

Tiresomely, despite being 20 years ago, the Danes beach sortie is likely to be mentioned by pundits contractually obliged to find reasons why England could win the tournament. Yes, the Danes won the Euros, yes they’d been on holiday, but don’t let that trick you into thinking that a lack of pre-tournament expectation translates automatically to a winning formula.

5) Spain have no Plan B

A charge that English football pundits have taken to hysterically shouting at the current Spanish team a bit like that crazed bloke you get in sci-fi films who’s trying to alert the world to the fact it’s being quietly taken over by aliens. The fact remains that Spain’s Plan A has successfully secured both the last European Championship and the World Cup. The last thing we need is for Spanish football tacticians to invent an even more sophisticated plan for world domination, so for God’s sake men, stopping harping on about it.

Mario has taken over our lives at 1FITG Towers. We can’t stop thinking of him, wondering what is he doing RIGHT NOW.

That lead us to our favourite Super Mario Balotelli moments. Here is our list – what are we missing? Spoof (funny) stories welcome too….

1. What do you do when you’ve got a day off and a younger family member to entertain? Go to a womens prison of course! Mario drove his Mercedes Coupe into a women’s prison in Manchester, the officer explained that the pair were questioned for half an hour and said they were “specially curious at the fact it was a women’s prison”.

2. When a youngster asked for an autograph outside City’s training ground, Balotelli demanded to know why the boy was playing truant. After the child revealed he was being bullied, Balotelli drove the boy and his mother to the school in question so he could tackle the bully himself. He demanded to see the headmaster to make him aware of the issue and then mediated between the two boys to resolve the issue. A source said: “Mario feels strongly aboutbullying.”

3. Since moving to Manchester, Balotelli has racked up £10,000 in parking fines and had his white Maserati impounded 27 times. Once he was pulled over by the police who wanted to enquire why he had £25,000 in cash on his front seat. Balotelli reorted: “Because I can.”

4. After gambling at Manchester’s 235 Casino, Balotelli walked away with winnings of £25,000. Feeling generous, he gave a homeless man ‘with ginger dreadlocks and a beard’ £1,000.

5. When Mario spotted the prostitute Jenny Thompson, who was linked with Wayne Rooney, leaving the toilets of a restaurant, he chanted “Rooney, Rooney” before flicking a middle finger at her friends. He then offered to fight one of her entourage. Click here for the full story.At the same restaurant as the above incident a beautiful WAG wannabe walked in. Balotelli shouted ‘Hey!’ with food tumbling out of his mouth. The WAG went over and without saying a word, Balotelli handed her his phone so she could input her number. Plaaaaaaya

6. Mario’s mum over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: “No, I need all the practical things – iron etc.” Mario’s mum: “Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we’ll go and buy it all” Cleaner: “John Lewis.” So Mario’s ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand…Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later…empty-handed. Cleaner: “Where’s the iron, iron-board etc?” Then a big John Lewis van arrives…van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following ‘practical items’: – giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set’

Via Guardian

£38 Million can buy you a player. 

He had 20 odd minutes and Kun Aguero got 2 goals, one a spanker and one assist. Generally his movement was great too, much like David Silva, constantly moving after he passes the ball, drifting into space to receive the ball.

Sure, it was against Swansea, and sure it was during the last 20 minutes or so but it seems that £38 million can buy you a player.

Swansea can pass a football

But I’m not sure they can put it in the net. A poor man’s Arsenal some may say, but with Danny Graham playing the Franny Jeffers role circa 1999. In fairness Swansea looked really comfortable on the ball, passing it around in neat triangles, in the first 20 minutes especially they looked assured. Problem is that they had 1 shot until the 90th minute, of course there are lesser teams that they will face but they must hope Lita can rediscover the form he had at Reading, otherwise they could break the record for least goals for this season.

Dzeko scored! 

I gave Dzeko some stick during the game on Twitter and I also gave him some stick during the Community Shield. But he scored again. That’s two in two now, so I can’t give him more stick can I?

Well…I still am not quite sure what kind of player he is, he doesn’t build the play that well, his touch can be good but seemed more awkward, he seems slow for a big man in the same way Crouch is. Not that great in the air either. But still, 2 games, 2 goals. Who do I know?

David Silva is fantastic 

I was very skeptical when David Silva moved to City, I honestly wasn’t sure where he would fit in at City and whether he would be quick enough to get used to the Premier League. I’d only seen him play left midfield in a fantastic Spain side so maybe it was my ignorance (it was, obviously). But I have to say that watching him pass effortlessly and glide across the pitch all the while moving off the ball so that he can get the ball back beautiful. Genuine beauty in movement, he reminds me very much of Luka Modric but further forward. What a player.

City can challenge this season

We all knew that already though didn’t we? I know that it was only against Swansea, but their strength in-depth and the pace and power and a very solid spine of Hart, Kompany, De Jong, Silva and potentially Aguero could be explosive. I still don’t think they will win the league but Villas Boas and Arsene Wenger should be very worried.

Oh and finally 

I missed Balotelli – anyone else?